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cheiron

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Humour corner
« on: February 02, 2017, 05:35:29 PM »
Deleting....

Windows - are you sure you want to delete?

Mac - (no delete key on standard small keyboard) newbie be like wtf. ..

Linux.. done

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Re: Humour corner
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2017, 05:40:58 PM »
Loading stuff..

Windows - plug n play

Apple - plug and wait for Apple to download every last thing needed for it to work. .. oh and enter appleid and password

Linux - plug and. . Pray it works .. if not spend the next 4 hours in terminal programming it to play

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Re: Humour corner
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2017, 05:46:13 PM »
What does it all mean?

Windows - Wished I‘d Never Deployed On Work Station

Apple - Arrogance Produced Profit Losing Entity

Linux - Linux not Unix

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Re: Humour corner
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2017, 02:11:42 PM »
I had a phone call one day: "Ma'am I'm calling to help you with your Windows computer. Your Windows computer has alerted me." I said, "There are no Windows in my house." He said, "But Ma'am your Windows computer has alerted me!" I said "We are running Linux." He said, "OK Goodbye"

I am still smiling about that call.

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Re: Humour corner
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2017, 06:49:41 PM »
Very nice one Cheiron, thank you. Here is an old one, still funny or just  ::)?

How many Linux users are needed to change a lightbulb?

1 to post a thread in a forum telling the bulb has burnt.

1 to suggest to try to turn the lamp on through command lines.

1 to complain that the user broke the thread.

1 to ask what new bulb will he install.

1 to advice that we shouldn't use the word burn for meaning a broken lightbulb, because it would mean that the bulb was set on fire and that it wold be right to say that the bulb broke due to an excess of electrical current.

25 to suggest to install all the kinds of existing and imaginable lightbulbs.

5 who say that the burnt bulb is an upstream issue that doesn't belong to the distro. There's an open bug on the bulb's developer mail list.

1 noob to suggest to install a Microsoft lightbulb.

250 to flood the noob's mail address.

300 to say that a Microsoft lightbulb would turn blue and that you'd had to reboot continuously to get back to normal.

1 former linux user who still frequents the forum, to suggest to install an Apple iBulb, which has a fresh and innovating design and it costs 250 $.

20 to say that iBulbs aren't free, and that they have less functions than a 20 times cheaper standard lightbulb.

15 to suggest to install a national lightbulb.

30 to say that national lightbulbs are creepled remasters of foreign lightbulbs and that they don't bring nothing new.

23 to argue if it must be a white or a transparent bulb.

1 to remiind everyone that the right name is GNU/Lightbulb.

1 to say that lightbulbs are a Winbugs users thing and that real Linux users aren't afraid of the dark.

1 to announce finally which will be the model of the installed bulb.

217 to discard the chosen model and suggest another.

6 to complain that the chosen lightbulb has propietary elements, and that another should be used.

20 to say that a 100% free bulb, isn't compatible with the lamp switch.

The same previous 6, to suggest to change the switch for a compatible one.

1 to yell out: “STOP ARGUING AND CHANGE THAT LIGHTBULB FOR GOD'S SAKE!”

350 to ask the previous user what God is he talking about, and that if he has scientific proofs of his existence.

1 to say that we can't trust in corporation-made bulbs and that we should trust in community-made bulbs.

1 to post a link to an ODF file explaining how to build a lightbulb from scratch.

14 to complain about the format of the previous file and asking to send it in txt or LaTeX.

5 to say that they didn't like the taken decission and that they'll fork the house's electric installation and install a better lamp.

1 to post a series of commands to put to change the lightbulb.

1 to comment that he executed the commands and had an error message.

1 to advice that the commands must be executed as root

And finally:

The father of the first user, who while everyone were discussing, he went to the shop and bought the cheapest lightbulb.


How To Ask Questions The Smart Way; http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

... and when SOLVED, please edit thread title in first post! :)

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Re: Humour corner
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2017, 10:04:26 PM »
those classics are still good blaze. nice one :)


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